October 2011
1 post
1 tag
OMFG JUST CLICK THIS PLEASE AND READ TIL YOU GET... →
maura:
placesweusedtogo:
OMFG OMFG OMFG MIAMI!! I LOVE YOU!
do what she says. today is really just awesome all around on the internet.
Oh, Florida. Miss u!
September 2011
2 posts
Baltimore
johncarney:
It’s been years since I’ve been to Baltimore.
But tomorrow night I’m making my grand return. Well, maybe not “grand.” I’m playing my usual role of doom-grinder at a public radio event early Thursday morning. So I’m getting into town Wednesday night.
I am looking for any suggestions of where to eat or drink Wednesday night, though. So drop me a line if you’re a B’more expert.
I am...
August 2011
2 posts
July 2011
3 posts
I am a musical robot.
Do I sound like a musical robot?
“As both a Potterphile and a feminist, I’m Team Hermione Granger for life. I also...”
– Crushable (via housingworksbookstore)
Cosign! And then I wonder if I’m a BAD potterphile, and BAD feminist for thinking Ginny Weasley is obnoxious, and it’s all so complicated.
June 2011
6 posts
3 tags
caitlin is typing...: If Tumblr and I were two... →
buildingaladder:
If Tumblr and I were two BFFs/frenemies on The Real Housewives of the Internet I’d be all, girlfriend, cool it with the botox and collagen lips, mmkay? I get it, you want to look hip and young, but you’re just making yourself look fake and plastic and like an inanimate object instead of a real…
1 tag
Bridesmaid Revisited.
Our TV only gets Bravo.
brianvan:
The Six Excuses for Not Watching Men of a Certain Age, and Why They’re All Invalid - … I now want to watch this show.
May 2011
7 posts
1 tag
sfbirdie:
This is just my preference but I really appreciate when people take the time to set their links to open up in a new window. It makes the whole thing a little easier and doesn’t force me to reload my dashboard.
Yessss!
How my hair look, Mike?
April 2011
4 posts
1 tag
3 tags
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
6 posts
The Frenemy.: Lipstick. →
thefrenemy:
To all the girls who look good in red lipstick:
Why do you hurt my feelings today?
Every time I wear red lipstick, I look like a grandmother or a hooker. A dead hooker, really, because my skin gets so washed out I have the glow of a woman that has been decomposing in a weedy marsh for…
I would like to dedicate this to one Alice Hamilton.
This Is a Warning
chrismohney:
That after a certain milestone occasion tomorrow, I will no longer get your jokes, understand your music, appreciate your politics, care about your causes, agree with your interests, patronize your media, comprehend your technology, or buy your products. For some of you this will involve no great changes, but for those for whom it does, please, just remember me as the man I once...
hugparty:
If you are American and you are using French phrases without irony because you went to France a few times and took French in high school
YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
Mais non. Je suis awesome. Miss Piggy et moi.
3 tags
“INFP-
Why you want one: They’ll read you poetry and rub your back while you...”
– phiLOLZophy (via jgh-2)
January 2011
3 posts
December 2010
3 posts
Joanne Newsom is a great litmus test for how...
conceptuallyfunny:
I mean really, that voice. It’s like a first year performance art final that melds injured cat wailings with the warblings of eighty year old choir members slipping slowly into dementia.
She’s on the list.
Finally I have a name to put with the voice that makes me want to poke shish kebab skewers in my ears and chase it with nail polish remover.
The harp is quite nice,...
November 2010
3 posts
Dear Coke Talk: On jazz. →
dearcoketalk:
I think your explanation about the reason why poeple like jazz is wrong. Yes, jazz can be difficult. But it can be simple too. Especially when it’s good. The thing about jazz is flow. You start with a musical idea and you don’t know where you’ll end. Most pop/rock muisc starts with an idea and…
Preach it.
justsayjolie:
*sharp intake of breath*
Please admire the tag on this vintage caftan that I need more than I’ve ever needed anything else in my life. Related: Who wants to be the turban-wearer in the family?
Me! Me!
October 2010
1 post
stryker:
“I think fashion is repulsive. The whole idea that someone else can make clothing that is supposed to be in style and make other people look good is ridiculous. It sickens me to think that there is an industry that plays to the low self-esteem of the general public. I would like the fashion industry to collapse. I think it plays to the most superficial, most insecure parts of human...
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
2 posts
You're Gonna Want To See This: NEW FAVORITE GAME →
nickdouglas:
…
A: Little Miss Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A butler and a housekeeper never admit their true feelings for one another until an alien shows up and threatens to destroy the planet.
Remains of the Day After Tomorrow
A man begins to find himself the subject of…
Rosemary’s Baby Mama!
Ashallow beverly hills teen (but a total Betty!) obsessed with...
Watchearwormautobiography:
Popozao/Kevin Federline (aka K-Fed)
It’s always difficult when a good friend starts dating someone seriously. They have to pull away from you a bit to spend time building the new relationship, and there’s always the question of whether or not the chosen guy will fit in with your quirky family of friends. So when Andrea, Carolyn, and I went to Boston to spend time with...
July 2010
5 posts
2 tags
Warwick, best place to live? →
ohhleary:
fuckyeahrhodeisland:
“It also has the largest stretch of retail shopping in Rhode Island.” This is a reason to love Warwick?
Seriously? In what world is the town I grew up in one of the “best places to live?” Suburban sprawl, very low walkability, and having nearly every inch of free space paved over by parking lots for big box retailers are not positives. Aside from the coastline,...
I write like J. K. Rowling →
Where’s my munny??
